Merry* Halloween!** and Candy*** for all!
* Sure, Merry Halloween!, why not?
** Halloween! is like Halloween, except it happens a day later so everybody can buy candy the day after at vastly reduced prices and laugh at everyone who paid the full price. This is the way of Game!, or something.
*** Candy is actually "Fun Sized" Candy. Batteries not included.
In other news, this is the 100th news item. Time flies doesn't it?